Two funny parrot incidents happened that should get an honourable mention, firstly the case of mistaken identity of colour and secondly diet pills can make your parrot have sex with your feathered hats.

An Indian ringkneck parrot named Polly was mistaken for a rainbow lorikeet. The rainbow lorikeet was reported snatched from its cage in a burglary. Polly the Indian ringkneck parrot was positively identified by the person who had reported the rainbow lorikeet stolen and the police were present in the identification.

One has to ask why NZ policemen do not drug test people who do not know the difference between rainbow colours and the colour of a green lawn. When you think about it the police should have been drug tested for not asking for a photograph or attempting to identify the breed with pictures from official literature. If a family member is unable to give clear details on who owns the family bird, then they should be drug tested as well. You can read more about this “bird brain” criminal case.

It must be scary living in this New Zealand neighborhood, when cops pull out guns for stolen birds. They should pull out the guns only when the parrot is in a randy frenzy. This brings me to the case of Shrek the parrot who swallowed nine SlimNSexy diet sex drive pills and attempted to f-word his owners feathered hat.

It seems birds popping pills gets good results these days and the New Zealand Police department should get police on duty to pop fish oil pills to boost brain power, one can only imagine if parrots in New Zealand manage to get into popping fish oil tablets. They could be employed as Kiwi Police officers.