Coke Zero - BIG FAT Zero
DIET COKE FOR ZOMBIES
No Confusion here in this Quick Beverage Review, I lied it took me an hour to drink this crap, with each mouthful I was reminded of the religious self inflicted punishments that people put themselves through to appease the gods for wrongdoings etc.
If you really want to punish your taste buds to appease your God, then this product is the one.
The beauty is that it can be found in almost every shop, and it visually pollutes our Australian landscape, so you will never forget your religious responsibilities.
Quick Beverage Review
1. Originality Score = 1
Comment = Coke will make any crap as long it maintains the profit margins as found in its original "Black Gold" product.
2. Marketing Score = 10
Comment = If you spend enough money, you can convince the mass market it is cool to drink crap. Coke "spin doctors" will have you believe this has the exact identical taste profile, as the original coke product! They say the mind plays tricks! Cmon Aussie lets proudly zero in on our identity and drink this crap on Australia Day ! Why change? For we are young and free with golden zero bla bla……………..
3. Taste Score = ZERO
Comment = My taste buds have laid assault charges. I have always wanted to sell t shirts on this website and this Coke product has given me the opportunity to commence operations, like they say one mans trash is anothers treasure.
Unhappy and unconvinced American coke fan.
The BIG FAT Coke Zero Education Links for the Average Australian Zombie ( currently populates 95% of population).
1. http://www.thezeromovement.org/
